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what i learned from school

  1. im a fucking piece of shit
  2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
  3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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A beetle pretending to be Laura Dern from Jurassic Park.

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idk my sense of humor is really obnoxious and when im not being obnoxious im being really boring and quiet so i guess i can understand why no one likes me

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  • Teacher: Please introduce yourself to the class.
  • Me: *Lana Del Rey’s ‘Ride’ intro begins playing*
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Our teacher didn’t come to class today so we spent the first twenty minutes doing a seance to call the ghost of Steve Jobs.
Our offering was a bagel and all of our Apple products and we made a pentagram out of people’s laptops.

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